Special Limited Edition David Duke Teaspoons ...
... now available in the Asylum Gift Shop! Just $1 (plus $100 S&H)
The OFFICIAL
Special Limited Edition
David Duke Low Carb Teaspoon
And for a limited time, if you buy one, I'll give you five more to give to your friends!!
And if you really act now, I'll throw in the entire Commemorative set!
ACT NOW!!! Our phone lines are open to take your order!
(spoof)
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I'm not really interested in any of those teeny tiny teaspoons though.
Only people with eating disorders measure food and count calories.
What I really want to buy is a Wheatbelly Davis Soup Ladle.
I need a good-sized ladle (none of those small ones!) for my heated coconut oil to make sure it adequately covers my breakfast butter sticks.
Oh, I almost forgot about the warmed buttermilk I first pour over my avocado appetizers.
Make that one Wheatbelly Davis Soup Ladle and one Jimmy Moore Soup Ladle. See if you can hunt down my thinker-pose photo to use. It's out there somewhere, I think.
Do you accept payment in ketones? They are very healthy you know. And these are from a southern-bred free-grazing lipovore. I've been Livin' La Vida Low Carb for almost nine years now!
I can't wait! Woo hoo!
And THANK YOU for making these FANTASTIC products available!
But seriously - how much do you think these would go for on Antiques Roadshow?
http://www.diabetesincontrol.com/index.php
http://www.hapilabs.com/products-hapifork.asp
Eating too fast, and not chewing long enough can lead to poor digestion and poor weight control. The HAPIfork is an electronic fork that can monitor patients' eating habits. The HAPIfork provides precise information about eating schedule and alerts patients with the help of indicator lights when they are eating too fast. Every time they bring food from their plates to their mouths with the HAPIfork, a "fork serving," the speed of this action is measured. The HAPIfork also measures: total mealtime; the amount of "fork servings" taken per minute; and intervals between "fork servings". This information is then uploaded via USB to an Online Dashboard to track progress.
Hey gang, check out Jimmers Kimmers profile!! Thanks for the laughs JK!
http://www.blogger.com/profile/16327124618721419264
Did Taubes and Lustig go on the David Dukes podcast as well?
I thought it was Jimmy, Davis and McGuff?
http://carbsanity.blogspot.com/2012/06/theres-no-dietary-need-for-saturated.html
Left to right: Feinman, Taubes, Lustig, Davis
Feinman is probably most famous for pushing the "no dietary need for carb" meme.
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