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Saturday, January 12, 2013

Special Limited Edition David Duke Teaspoons ...

... now available in the Asylum Gift Shop!   Just $1 (plus $100 S&H)



The OFFICIAL 
Special Limited Edition 
David Duke Low Carb Teaspoon













And for a limited time, if you buy one, I'll give you five more to give to your friends!!



And if you really act now, I'll throw in the entire Commemorative set! 



ACT NOW!!!   Our phone lines are open to take your order!


(spoof)


10 comments:

Evelyn Lee Barney said...

SPOOF!? And I so wanted the entire set . . .

Jimmers Kimmers said...

This is greatly appreciated! I would like to make a purchase.
I'm not really interested in any of those teeny tiny teaspoons though.
Only people with eating disorders measure food and count calories.

What I really want to buy is a Wheatbelly Davis Soup Ladle.
I need a good-sized ladle (none of those small ones!) for my heated coconut oil to make sure it adequately covers my breakfast butter sticks.

Oh, I almost forgot about the warmed buttermilk I first pour over my avocado appetizers.
Make that one Wheatbelly Davis Soup Ladle and one Jimmy Moore Soup Ladle. See if you can hunt down my thinker-pose photo to use. It's out there somewhere, I think.

Do you accept payment in ketones? They are very healthy you know. And these are from a southern-bred free-grazing lipovore. I've been Livin' La Vida Low Carb for almost nine years now!

I can't wait! Woo hoo!

And THANK YOU for making these FANTASTIC products available!

Diana said...

I nearly died of a case of LIMI (Laughter Induced Myocardial Infarction)

But seriously - how much do you think these would go for on Antiques Roadshow?

Gys de Jongh said...

Nothing more strange than reality itself :)

http://www.diabetesincontrol.com/index.php
http://www.hapilabs.com/products-hapifork.asp

Eating too fast, and not chewing long enough can lead to poor digestion and poor weight control. The HAPIfork is an electronic fork that can monitor patients' eating habits. The HAPIfork provides precise information about eating schedule and alerts patients with the help of indicator lights when they are eating too fast. Every time they bring food from their plates to their mouths with the HAPIfork, a "fork serving," the speed of this action is measured. The HAPIfork also measures: total mealtime; the amount of "fork servings" taken per minute; and intervals between "fork servings". This information is then uploaded via USB to an Online Dashboard to track progress.

Evelyn aka CarbSane said...

:-)

Hey gang, check out Jimmers Kimmers profile!! Thanks for the laughs JK!

http://www.blogger.com/profile/16327124618721419264

Evelyn aka CarbSane said...

Saw that on TV yesterday! Also in the sidebar while reading FB there was a "portion control" device -- a belt. LOL. (Al Bundy vision ...)

Evelyn aka CarbSane said...

Ya know, if people would buy them, I am quite crafty ;-)

Evelyn Lee Barney said...

Hahaha! It was the 'one blueberry' that made me spit tea on my keyboard. I find these recipes that say things like 'add ten blueberries SOOOOOOOOOOOOO annoying! I got frozen blueberries. I grab a few. I throw them in. PLEASE have me committed if I ever start COUNTING them!

Simon Carter said...

Who is the guy on the left?
Did Taubes and Lustig go on the David Dukes podcast as well?
I thought it was Jimmy, Davis and McGuff?

Evelyn aka CarbSane said...

The original collection was introduced in this post:
http://carbsanity.blogspot.com/2012/06/theres-no-dietary-need-for-saturated.html

Left to right: Feinman, Taubes, Lustig, Davis

Feinman is probably most famous for pushing the "no dietary need for carb" meme.

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